So I started think of what can I talk about
- My running... Could make up stories of the lovely runs... But it would not be true, I am not even sure why I punish myself with this stuff, But do enjoy the eating and drinking after
- My work... less said the better, It does pay the mortgage
- My Family ... Umm probably not a good idea, would like the outside world to still believe we are sane lot!
- My dentist/doc Not people I like to see very often so, ummm not really
- Economy --- Have too much of it on your face in telly, so lets leave that one out
- oooooohhhhh I really cant think of what to say.
So I will finish with some sayings I heard the other day and my thought against each one
1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me,
for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much
leave me the hell alone. --- Me Me me ----
2. Its always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal your
neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it. --- well good hint aint it.....
3. Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted. ---- Now you know why I always am able to take off.....
4. Always remember that you're unique. Just like everyone else. ----- But am more unique than others------
5. Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
6. If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of
7. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes.
That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their
8. If at first you don' t succeed, skydiving is probably not for you. -------- again you know why I haven't done that-------
9. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish,
and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
10. If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was
probably a wise investment.
11. If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything. ----- My philosophy to the tee-----
12. Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
13. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put
it back in your pocket. ----- Doesn't work for me, once its out of the pocket its gone ooooshhhh--14. A closed mouth gathers no foot. ----------ahaha No one told me this... Now I have so many feet, one more does not affect it-----
15. Duct tape is like 'The Force'. It has a light side and a dark side,
and it holds the universe together.
16. There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works. ----why don't the men know this?-----
17. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.